Oh no! I have on leggings and am stomping with The Brothers Johnson. Any minute, Van Halen is going to descend through my roof in a cloud of smoke machine haze and in a flash we will be walking, no, skipping down the streets of Chicago. Oh pretty woman, don't walk on by! Don't make me cry! Don't walk away! We will see you on the streets but you'll walk on by; we will want to hang our heads and cry! (lyrical reference to Madonna, thank you, Madonna).

Here's The Deele, The 80's are back in full force, like it or not. Yes sir, this is your annual fashion report. So go ahead, open your heart to me darlin', you hold the lock and as your budding designer, I hold the key. (do do do do...do do do do do do)

Your jelly shoes await you. Do not be surprised when you put them on at what will happen. "What is this feeling coming over me?" you will ask. There is a low beat stiring in your belly; Before you know it, You're dancing like you've never danced before.....You're a maaaaniac, maaaaniac! Throw those hands up in the air (like you just don't care, of course) and jog in place-double time, now.

Watch out for the Maneaters and promise me one thing. If I leave here tomorrow, remember me; [after all], nothin's free as a bird and this bird will never change. [promises, promises...]

FADE OUT: "budding designer" kickin it to some classic INXS.